Total Medals Earned: 58 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,660 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Beat the game
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/18 (290/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/200 points)
Beat the tutorial levels.
Set a cat on fire.
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Beat the first 8 games
Beat the first 16 games
Beat all 32 games
